The Curse of the Cruise Lines?

Could it possibly be that cruise lines have a curse on them? Actually, cruise lines are SO successful, there is nearly no way for the lines themselves to be cursed. Actually, the ones who are cursed are the passengers!

The passengers?

No, I'm not talking about the rare, but often well-publicized, illnesses that run rampant on the close quarters of the ship.

I'm talking about the tremendous dining options available!

How is the often highly-acclaimed dining options the passenger's curse?

Well, first, let me explain what kind of dining options are available:

1. Buffets-These include breakfast, sandwiches, salads, sushi, desserts, and the famous midnight chocolate buffet! These venues are usually included in the price of the cruise

2. Public Dining Rooms-These are the most popular dining locations, with more than one dining rooms and within more than one floor! Guests usually have assigned tables, and are usually sat with other people from the ship, or with your group of friends, relatives, or business associates. There are either open seating, meaning you eat when you want to, or a choice of early or late seatings, usually around 6 and 8:30. This venue is also popular because it is included in the price already, you can eat as much as you want, and it's a sit-down meal. Also, the waitstaff are known for being exceptionally friendly and make a special effort to remember your name, as well as your preferences and favourite drinks!

3. Luxury Dining-These are those extra special restaurants on mostly every cruise ship now. You have to dress up and be sure to make reservations, because they might not have any room for you at the last minute. Like the public dining room, the luxury dining room is a sit-down meal, with far more exclusive appetizers, taste bud-tingling entrees, impeccable deserts, and a wine list that should appeal to any level of connoisseur. But, this dining venue is far smaller than any of the others. Why is that? It makes it first for a considerably more intimate environment, with mostly tables for two or four. Also, there is what is called a "nominal" fee to eat at this particular restaurant. I still think that an extra $15-$30 per person might hurt a little bit in the pocketbook, but it is often SO well done, it really is worth the little bit extra. And if you manage to snag one of those elusive $299 or less cruises, you probably have enough left over to visit the luxury dining room at least once!

4. Cafe Dining-These are those fun, very informal, dining places throughout the ship that serve those more casual foods, such as fish and chips, sandwiches, and simple things like that. Like a normal cafe, you order at the counter and pick it up there as well. Of course, there is always the person who actually brings your order out to you. Just don't hold your breath. There are only a handful that do, that is, unless you tip them well enough. ;)

5. Ice Cream and Pastries-For all of us with sweet tooths, these are the ones where we really can enhance our cruise experience. The cruise lines usually use brand name (aka "premium") ice creams and special "deluxe" condiments. Also there are numerous pastry pavilions where you can sample some exceptionally good pastries. Not only does your diet suffer, your pocketbook does as well. Ice cream may or may not be included, but pastry usually is not.

6. Sushi Bar-Well, if you like that sort of cuisine. Just be aware that some cruise lines charge for it so you don't get caught off guard. This is available only on some ships, fortunately.

7. Pizza Parlour-All sorts of specialty pizzas, and regular toppings too. Made fresh and hot to order! And included in the price of the cruise!

8. Theme Bars and Restaurants-Again, more dining options, but this time they have specific themed rooms and coordinating furnishings and ambiance.

9. Non-themed Bars-There must not be enough room to hold the thousands of guests at the other bars. And the cruise lines need more places to make money. After all, liquor is not included in the price!

10. 24-Hour Room Service-Yes, even MORE opportunities to overindulge on your cruise. The great food gets delivers straight to your room. I bet you can even have it sent to wherever on the ship you're at if you ask nicely. ;)

So, what is the curse of the cruise line passengers? There is just TOO MUCH FOOD!

Of course, there is the exercise room with occasional classes and special healthy menu items. And, if you have allergies, the chefs will always be able to accommodate your dietary needs.

Also, in the case of alcohol, you must be 21 to drink on the ship, or 18 if a parent signs a waiver of responsibility, and if the cruise goes to South America or Europe.

One more thing about drinks of any sort. You can usually pre-purchase drink packages for alcoholic or non-alcoholic drinks to help alleviate the cost while on the cruise.

So, if you REALLY like to eat---and who doesn't?---book your cruise today at http://kingarthur.traverustravel.com/index.asp